No literally shit on the floor, mr blue eyes butter wouldn’t melt took his nappy off and pooed on the floor and proceeded to rub it in our carpet (no photographic evidence) I have lovely heart warming moments posted on my Instagram but what really makes a person a great parent is how you handle when someone shits on your carpet, honestly I felt like crying and strangling my daughter who was also indicating that the baby was pooing on the floor “EWWW THERES POO ON THE FLOOR” but I didn’t and I want a badge!

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